psycho

cant find the original track. but both these versions please the i.

hear see:



this one's got spoon:

cant take my eyes off of you

narcissism

(när'sĭ-sĭz'əm) also narcism (-sĭz'əm)

n.

1. excessive love or admiration of oneself.
   
2. a psychological condition characterized by self-preoccupation, lack of empathy, and unconscious deficits in self-esteem.
3. the attribute of the human psyche charactized by admiration of oneself but within normal limits.
4. erotic pleasure derived from contemplation or admiration of one's own body or self, especially as a fixation on or a regression to an infantile stage of development.

Doh - A Deer

(click on pretty image to acknowledge it's maker)













onsaponatime there lived in the enchanted forest, a deer called Doh.

Doh was a lazy deer. Doh never learnt the Chant of the Enchanted Forest. Doh would wake up late everyday, having spent Doh's nights mindlessly posting on Doh's cacophonous blog.

every single day while all the other deers and not-so-deers chanted in unison, Doh would stumble out of bed and ruin the forest chant with Doh's not-the-right-chant-chanting. this upset the other deers but being all deerlike, they never told Doh anything. the not-so-deers however, decided to do..like something, right.

one night, Oh-dear-me appeared whilst Doh posted mindlessly on Doh's cacophonic blog. Oh-dear-me ripped Doh's rumbling tummy and crawled out of it. it was a gory sight indeed for Doh blood splattered all over Doh's lappy. Doh tried to scream for The Pain. but The Pain, The Pain wouldn't let Doh scream. The Pain made like a needle and stitched Doh's mouth in cross-stitches. that entire night, the Oh-dear-me, The Pain and Doh remained in so-fa-me-ray-doh position.

'twas then that Doh learnt Doh's lesson. after an ass whooping, you sorta just get your shyt together, right. and exactly like that, Doh got Doh's shyt together. Doh now not-so-mindlessly, but in fact with rhythm and a lot of base, posts on Doh's now oh-so-pretty blog. Doh's blog now enables reader's to post their comments, has google ads and whatnot. Doh sleeps at bedtime now. and but like best of all - Doh chants in perfect harmony with the deers and the not-so-deers, the Chant of the Enchanted Forest.

oh, Doh isn't called Doh anymore.
Doh now goes by the name of A Deer.

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and you ask: what was the lesson learnt?
i cant say. cos no one really tells. no one told me. though i learnt it. yes i did.

whenif you pop antacids then
remember Doh - A Deer,
cos that rumbling from your tummy,
oh dear me it may just be...

uneasy lies the head that wears a frown

insert: sketch of a blank face whose head is adorned with a frown of thorns.
the eyes, not happy - quite slant-eyed and sad-like.


oh!

look.

see.

it's not such a blank face after all.
quite a normal face, really.
hm.
come to think of it,
when the mouth wasn't on the head and didn't curve the wrong way; into a thorny frown,
it was a nice and normal mouth.
okayyy,
i better erase that paranormal thorny frown atop the head and draw it back into the normal face
making it look nice and normal.
the way it normally nicely looks.


like so :)

jabber disease : it's Cure and Prevention

Warrior: gmmphh..mmmh..mph.uphhh.hmmmmghh!

Lotus: Oh my! Warrior! What has happened to you! Jade jie jie Jade jie jie! Commme herrrrre and hellllp us! Make haste!!

(Fire breathing Dragon appears in a puff of smoke)

Jade: What is it, child? Why do you squeal so? And what is that muffled sound.. Oh! hahahah! And again Warrior has done it I see.




















(Fire breathing Dragon, ROFLs and nearly laughs her ass off)

Jade: Oh I must assume non-ROFL stance, lest I laugh my ass off. Wonton, when will you learn the art of 'not getting one's foot in one's mouth'. You remember the cure dont you? You'll have to eat that smelly foot now and limp around on the other foot for 1478 ticks until your foot grows out again.

Lotus: Oh Soooo. There is a cure! Warrior! Eat it! Eat it now!

(Warrior attempts to swallow her foot whole, chokes, faints. Repeats procedure for 8 ticks by which time Lotus falls asleep. Fire breathing Dragon chuckles and captures it on camera to feed it on Youtube. Finally, Warrior superfaints and Fire breathing Dragon slices off the foot with her swift Slice-look. Now Warrior must wait for many a tick tick until her foot re-grows. )






Moral of the story:

Shetaap.
Just bledi shetaap.